Imagine a world where cultivation is king, and you're… completely useless at it. That's the reality facing Chu Feng in *I was just making up techniques… how did all of you become Emperors?* After transmigrating to the Xuantian Continent, Chu Feng discovers he's utterly incapable of cultivation. His salvation? A mysterious system that grants him power based on the strength of his disciples. There's just one problem: he doesn't know any real techniques. So, he improvises. Utterly. He spouts nonsense, invents bizarre martial arts, and hopes the system will reward his efforts. To his astonishment, his disciples not only take him seriously but also master his ridiculous teachings, ascending to unimaginable heights of power. Decades later, Chu Feng watches in bewildered amusement as his students become legendary Emperors, shaking the very foundations of the world. How did they achieve such incredible strength with techniques that were essentially made up on the spot? This novel offers a refreshing take on the cultivation genre. Instead of instant power-ups and predictable revenge plots, *I was just making up techniques… how did all of you become Emperors?* delivers a gradual, earned progression. The humor is subtle, arising from the clash between Chu Feng's ridiculous instructions and his disciples' unwavering dedication. If you enjoy cultivation stories with a twist and a healthy dose of irony, prepare to be pleasantly surprised. Will Chu Feng ever understand the source of his disciples' power, or will he forever remain a bewildered observer of their greatness? Dive in and find out.