In a world suddenly brimming with spiritual energy and awash in martial arts, one man is decidedly *not* panicking. Jiang He, armed with nothing but a farm system, is about to turn cultivation on its head in *Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm*. Forget grueling training montages. Jiang He's path to power lies in the soil. Need a boost to your cultivation? Plant a cucumber – apparently, they clear toxins, sharpen the mind, and fortify the body. Lacking a decent martial arts manual? A quick internet search and some… fertilizer… yields a dramatically enhanced version of the Nine Suns Magic Art, potent enough to scorch mountains and evaporate seas. But things quickly take a turn for the absurd. Jiang He soon discovers that some crops are less about sustenance and more about… explosive potential. We're talking weaponized peas, folks. This isn't your typical cultivation story. It’s a hilarious blend of rural fantasy, martial arts mayhem, and system-powered shenanigans. If you're looking for a lighthearted read with a protagonist who prefers farming to fighting (at least initially), then prepare to harvest some serious laughs. Will Jiang He become the ultimate martial arts master, or will his farm become the most dangerous place on earth? You'll have to read to find out.