Ever wonder what would happen if internet trolls suddenly gained superpowers? In "All My Disciples Suck!," He Yiming's life takes a wildly unexpected turn when, after four long years, he finally ascends to the coveted position of Sect Master. This unlocks a mystical sect system, showering him with sign-in rewards beyond his wildest dreams. The most significant? The ability to summon souls from Earth, transplanting them into new bodies as his disciples! But these aren't your typical, stoic martial arts trainees. Imagine a group of modern-day humans, armed with 21st-century humor and a complete lack of self-preservation, suddenly thrust into a cultivation world. Their unorthodox methods and meme-inspired antics quickly turn the sect upside down. Even the lowliest monsters in the novice village become epic challenges, often overcome through sheer, chaotic, kamikaze-style teamwork. "All My Disciples Suck!" is a hilarious blend of Eastern fantasy and internet culture. It’s a story where ancient cultivation techniques meet modern-day absurdity, where tradition clashes with innovation in the most side-splitting ways. Prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, outrageous characters, and a sect unlike any you've ever encountered. Will He Yiming manage to guide his eccentric disciples to greatness, or will their antics bring the entire cultivation world crashing down around them? Dive in and find out!