Imagine a world where predicting death is your ultimate marketing hack. In Gemini Sheep's darkly funny novel, *I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!*, Li Yidao stumbles into a parallel universe and inherits an unusual legacy: a funeral home. Desperate to attract customers, he turns to the wild world of online streaming. It all starts innocently enough. A system notification alerts Li Yidao to the impending demise of a yoga-pants-clad streamer. Seizing what he sees as a golden opportunity, he joins her stream and brazenly advertises his funeral services, complete with a morbid pre-booking discount. Initially, viewers dismiss him as a crass but clever marketer. However, skepticism turns to chilling disbelief as his predictions begin to come true with unsettling accuracy. Soon, Li Yidao's online presence becomes synonymous with impending doom. When he sets his sights on the popular personality Zhou Shuyi's live stream, panic erupts. Viewers flood the chat, desperately urging her to escape his attention, convinced that his presence guarantees her demise. With each accurate prediction, the fear surrounding him escalates, transforming his simple marketing strategy into a viral sensation. Being followed by Li Yidao becomes the internet's ultimate sign to get your affairs in order. This novel masterfully blends dark humor with a touch of the supernatural, crafting a uniquely thrilling experience. Are you ready to witness Li Yidao's bizarre journey? Just be prepared – you might find yourself double-checking your life insurance policy.