Imagine waking up to find yourself not in your bed, but on the plague-ridden world of Barbarus, a planet steeped in the grim darkness of Warhammer 30K. In Zaztra_Vandesh's *My Life as A Death Guard*, an ordinary otaku finds himself thrust into the pre-Heresy era, mere years before the Emperor's arrival. Reborn as a Death Guard, he's now inextricably linked to Nurgle, the Chaos God of pestilence and decay. The Warhammer 30,000 universe is a brutal place. The Emperor strives to unite humanity, but the insidious influence of the Chaos Gods threatens to unravel everything. Our protagonist, now named Hades, is caught in the cosmic crossfire, completely aware of the horrifying future that awaits him. His initial reaction? Utter despair. This isn't your typical grimdark tale. *My Life as A Death Guard* injects humor into the bleak setting as Hades grapples with his fate. He's not a stoic warrior, but a relatable fanboy who desperately wants a do-over. Can this outsider, armed with knowledge of what's to come, somehow alter the tragic course of history? The Chaos Gods are making their plays, and the very threads of destiny are twisting. But first, Hades has to stop crying like a kicked imp. Will he embrace his role, or desperately seek a way out of his nightmarish existence?