4.5 I'm yours. I will always be yours Stars SpoilersFirst Read Feb. 16th 2015Reread Sept. 25, 2015Re-reread 6/3/2017 What a Awesome conclusion to the Fifty Shades trilogy. So bittersweet that it had to end, but Christian and Ana deserve their happily ever after. God knows they worked hard for it! IF you have not read the first two books in this series you really need to, to understand this book. They all go together and should be read in order. "So beautiful," he says as he deftly undoes the...

Alright, fellow masochists (or those of you smart enough to skip this garbage and just read my insightful reviews). I wish I could say *Fifty Shades Freed* met my expectations, but… well, honestly, what the actual fuck was that? I’m lost. I don’t know how to feel. I don’t know what to think. All I know is, after finishing a trilogy or series, I’m usually a mess. My brothers usually find me curled up in a ball somewhere, laughing their asses off and calling me names, mostly variations of "emo dou...

Things I've learned while reading the Fifty Shades series: a. Stalking is good. (No, really...stalking is acceptable behavior! *rolls eyes*) b. Being controlled is a turn on. (Free will? Freedom? Why would I want that? I want someone to control me! Well, sometimes, at least...because you know...there are *benefits* to being controlled. See below.) c. If you have low self-esteem, it's perfectly okay to lose your virginity to a stalker, uber-controlling guy who gets off on kinky-f*ckery. Becaus...

By now, I'm not entirely sure what to say about Fifty Shades Freed. Aside from the fact that Ana and Christian are now married, travel to fantastic places for their honeymoon, and someone is still trying to harm them both, not much has changed. I'm really tired of Christian's over-protectiveness, and fast. It's beyond annoying, and he's nowhere near as sexy now as I thought he was in the beginning. I can't understand why anyone would think Christian's behavior is sexy. Troubled? Tortured? Stal...

*Sigh* So bummed the series is over. Ana and Christian's character evolution throughout the trilogy is unlike any I've ever seen. She started off as a naive, shy college student, while Christian (AKA Fifty) was a cold, aggressive businessman. By the end of *Fifty Shades Freed*, not only are they closer to one another, but they're also more confident in themselves. In the final installment of the Fifty Shades series, Ana and Christian are married, but that doesn't mean that it's all roses and sun...

Okay, don't hurt me! I know there are a lot of Christian Grey fans out there, but unfortunately, I'm just not one of them. This is the third and final installment of the *Fifty Shades* trilogy. Ana and Christian are now married and are set to live a long and happy life... or are they? With someone out there threatening them and Christian's own messed-up past, wedded bliss might just be a dream.Although I'm not the biggest fan of the other books, I did find them strangely addicting and was quite ...

CLICK HERE TO READ MORE REVIEWS AT READING, EATING & DREAMING***EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND CONTENT. THIS IS AN ADULT BOOK. PLEASE DON’T READ THIS REVIEW UNLESS YOU ARE AN ADULT***Fifty, Fifty, Fifty. I can’t get enough Fifty.I've seen a lot of mixed reviews for Fifty Shades Freed by E.L. James, the third novel in the Fifty Shades trilogy. Here's my take: Fifty Shades Freed was EXCELLENT. How can anyone complain about more Fifty?Reading Fifty Shades Freed was a bittersweet experience. I couldn’t g...

Sometimes you can just have too much of a good thing. I believe one of my Goodreads friends called *Fifty Shades Freed* an "exhausting melodramatic hot mess." (Thanks, Amy!) After having stayed awake until 3:00 am to try to push through said mess, I would have to agree. I really wanted to love *Fifty Shades Freed*. When I read *Fifty Shades of Grey* I was mesmerized - I'd never read anything like it. The story stuck with me for days, and I immediately bought the second book and it was much the s...

Relief.Profound relief that I've finally finished this book.441 pages.Dear God it was about 200 pages too long. I swear, I thought it was never going to end. On and on and on and on...I just can't describe it. And then, just when I thought it was over...along comes an Epilogue.Ana and Christian frolicking in a meadow with their son, while she pregnant with their daughter. But it's not a short epilogue. Oh no. It comes complete with a Flashback.Oh no! Poor Ana had a scary labor and delivery!But i...

Oh dear Lord I have just finished reading this and I can't stop laughing. At the end of the book there is an Author's Note that states that the author is fully aware that you cannot walk into an American Bank and demand to draw five million dollars. Oh my ever loving hell. THAT is the part that you're apologizing for? I want to cry scream and throw things! These books make me feel like the world is irreversibly messed up. And no - not because of the sex. Have all the kinky fun sex you want. But ...