In a world torn asunder, where survival hinges on extraordinary abilities, one young man discovers power in the most unexpected – and controversial – way. Jake Mystro, the protagonist of *I Shall Cuck Everyone*, is an ordinary teenager in an apocalyptic landscape. Shunned for his lack of inherent powers and his body's rejection of artificial enhancements, Jake relies on his wits and beast gears to navigate a world dominated by the gifted. Everything changes when a fateful encounter unlocks Jake's dormant vampiric abilities, leaving him teetering on the brink of death. In his moment of crisis, he gains access to the "Cuckold System," a mysterious power that grants him strength by… well, by engaging in acts of infidelity. The system, blessed by the Goddess of Lust, dictates that Jake must steal other men's women to grow stronger. Refusing to be a mere pawn, Jake vows to defy the Goddess and forge his own path. *I Shall Cuck Everyone* promises a wild ride filled with perverted tasks and moral quandaries. Will Jake succumb to the System's demands, or will he rise above its twisted rules? Prepare to delve into a story where desire, power, and defiance collide in the most unexpected ways.