Imagine a world of ancient martial arts colliding head-on with the chaotic energy of… gamers. In *My Disciples are Too Idiotic*, poor Prince Xu Nian finds himself unexpectedly in charge of the declining Profound Yellow Sect. Hope arrives in the form of a system, granting him the ability to recruit disciples from a most unlikely source: Earth's very own video game enthusiasts. What follows is less a traditional cultivation story and more a hilarious culture clash of epic proportions. The martial arts world, steeped in tradition and solemnity, is about to get a serious reality check. Xu Nian's new disciples aren't exactly paragons of virtue or discipline. They're more concerned with "cutting-edge tech" that allows them to feel pain (and enjoy it!), marveling at the realism of their new training environment, and pushing the boundaries of what's acceptable behavior in a world where they thought they had "complete freedom." The charm of *My Disciples are Too Idiotic* lies in its unexpected blend of genres. It’s a cultivation story, yes, but one laced with humor and a healthy dose of satire. The novel explores themes of tradition versus innovation, the nature of reality, and the sheer absurdity of human behavior when given a new playground. If you're looking for a lighthearted and unconventional take on the martial arts genre, a story that doesn't take itself too seriously but still manages to deliver a compelling narrative, then prepare to meet the most… unique disciples the cultivation world has ever seen. Will Xu Nian whip his eccentric gamers into shape, or will they drag the Profound Yellow Sect into utter chaos?